The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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