She is in my trunk
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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