I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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