He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
...so i touched it.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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