Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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