So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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