Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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