you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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