cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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