okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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