Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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