I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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