So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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