Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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