69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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