you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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