Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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