seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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