i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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