I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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