I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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