Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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