Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
The air was thick with penises
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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