carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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