Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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