quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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