We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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