Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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