i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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