ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
