I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Someone signed my nipple.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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