But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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