I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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