whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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