Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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