I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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