Non-Jews are for practice
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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