my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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