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(330): View more from Ohio

First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down

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(937): View more from Ohio

Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.

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(707): View more from California

there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

thanks for singing to me while i puked last night

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.

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(334): View more from Alabama

He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?

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(802): View more from Vermont

First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.

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