I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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