i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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