Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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