Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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