"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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