we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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