She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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