we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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