On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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