I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
