party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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